The life of a shoe-by Fahm

I was nearly gonna fall asleep when suddenly i felt my body being lifted up. I groaned. It was Parvin, she juz cant get enuff of me man, seriously, if i am a human, i will dismember her body!!
She wore her stinky pink socks and put me on...man, now i haf to walk for miles...Her mum, drove us to Jurong east...wad an idiotic gal, if i was her, i would bug my mum to send me to school.

Next, this gal, walk me all the way to bukit batok station..this crazy pagal gal wanna meet tat stupid pig Fahmezah who is always freaking late...So off we went.
But not to bad, Fahmezah was early today..Actually ah, i prefer fahmezah to parvin..shes sucha good gal....

Together parv and fahm board the smelly and packed train..like kanasai i tell u...everyone was practically stepping on me..so disgusting...i smell so eeky, like dog shit or cat shit..i dunno the difference but wadever it is, i stink of SHIT... tat kuku parvin betta wash me with pantene...i dun care, i am allergic to other soaps xcept for PANTENE.... Thank god we reached queenstown in abt 10 minutes, finally i could breath....BUT, even b4 i could breathe, my sole was being smeared with mucus and saliva..YUCKS....tat stupid gal did not see the apek's mucus man.....U SEE, I AM ALWAYS THE VICTIM... im so sick and tired of life... i need SEX...

people, get it in ur MOFO HEAD.....SHOES ALSO NEED SEX!!!!!!!